jaidamack

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🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


PhormTheGenie
@PhormTheGenie

George: So he's talking about his nephew for ten minutes straight, then goes to leave. I figure I'm off the hook.

Jerry: ... And?

George: Just as he's leaving, he turns around and says "Just one more thing".

Jerry: "Just one more thing?"

George: "Just one more thing," Jerry!

Jerry: How can there be one more thing? He already had so many things! He used up all his things already! He doesn't get one more thing. That's too many things!

George: Right?! And then and there, he nails me.

Jerry: With the one more thing?

George: With the one more thing.

Jerry: . . . You'd figure that'd be the FIRST thing.


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