i swear nerds are some of the most deliberately obtuse people on the planet
"oh, this thing isn't exactly like the other thing, i'm not going to enjoy this if it isn't exactly the same as it was previously! what? more of the same?! you cads! you villains! bounders! i refuse to swallow down the same slop you've been pushing for years! i want new and exciting alternatives! i've studied extensively for the forty seconds it took to curl one out on the keyboard to type this and if your company doesn't cater precisely to my whim it is surely doomed to failure!!"
