AV by @distressedegg
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🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
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in reply to @doctorwednesday's post:
"Yes, for delivery please? Uh huh... Yeah that's me... Great. One extra-large with pepperoni and hyper estrogen. Oh! And a side order of whammadoodle sticks... Half an hour? Sounds good!"
me, in the lab: "...who replaced my breast enhancement unguent with olive oil?"
Well, you see, sometimes in the heat of the moment, wires get crossed. And lubricant is lubricant, right?
Aside: Now imagining the extremely-obviously-a-front Pizza Joint that's a thinly veiled outlet for pushing product (Hey, those grants don't go very far).
It's the delivery aspect which will really make this schemeendeavor pay dividends... why go to the pharmacy every month when you can have your boob drugs delivered? AND there's pizza!
