when mother presents you with a lovely blue ribbon and she is in fine humour so you are rewarded for being an agreeable young voop
with apologies to OP: https://twitter.com/RiverMakes/status/1541175166297702400
i remind myself that it would probably, in fact, not be
you do not have several millenia of genetic predisposition towards following human rules that actual domesticated animals have
i've got all the human emotions and behaviors down fuckin' pat, look at this:
i got 'em:
- smiles
- take the photo i AM smiling
that's all
