jaidamack

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🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


jaidamack
@jaidamack

"You can't just tag your upload with #viral, you illiterate gimboid. That's like walking into the Ritz with a t-shirt you've written 'FAMUS' on and expecting to be seated, and instead acting surprised when they give you a truncheon enema and a face full of pavement after a brief flight through an open door where the countdown starts with 'Heave ho.'"


jaidamack
@jaidamack

"I've got a plan, y'know. I'm gonna post to Twitter and Tiktok and get rechosts, man! And I know that's not how you spell famous, Rimmer. If I'm gonna get into the Ritz I'll make sure and do it proper, like. Leave enough room at the start for the PH, awright?"



"Gordon Bennet..."


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in reply to @jaidamack's post:

I did like the couple of early episodes where they pursued the idea that he isn't a bad person, he's just horribly broken... but of course sitcom dictates require that the status quo be restored at the end of each episode, so the idea that he might develop as a character was an awful tease. [edit: I'm thinking about this now, the way they restored the status quo was by having Lister be a shit, which is itself interesting as a character beat but still comes off as a contrivance.] (I don't consider Rimmer's character shift in later seasons to be development so much as laziness.)