Just realized that Oscars news is going to be on tomorrow so I am getting pre-emptively bored.
brah I don't even watch the super bowl, I'm gonna watch three hours of people in suits and gowns sitting in seats?
Someone will be insufficiently dressed for the occasion, someone will vaguely allude to The State of Affairs and that things really should be better than they are wouldn't that be just grand so, Cillian Murphy and Benedict Cumberbatch will grapple over the Oscar for 'face most hit by frying pan' and someone will not have shown due fealty to the spirit of joan rivers or something, I DUNNO, maybe a Kardashian will feel slighted and Instagram will explode.
