and I will put them in a headlock until they have some empathy for my waistline.
website: oh did you mean super slim fit, tubby tubson???? L MAAAOOOO
but it's for a funeral. i do not think anyone would sanction my buffoonery.
π I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
π Bob Semple was right.
but it's for a funeral. i do not think anyone would sanction my buffoonery.
buying slim fit stuff for my waist size mean my thighs don't fit in them lmao
as someone who's had a bigass hernia this past while: corsets are really quite tempting these days.