Cool. Great. Fantastic. That's only two Stormcast armies I have almost completely obliterated from the 'ever-evolving meta' that is a game designed increasingly to churn.
Fuck it. No more GW toys. An entire Stormcast range should have a fucking shelf life of more than six years, lord almighty.
Nobody's saying that GW should infinitely produce every miniature they've ever made, you dunces. People realize that some of these retired miniatures are getting updated sculpts, yes. But there's a right way to go about this, and This Ain't It. Oh, you play Beasts of Chaos in Age of Sigmar? No you don't. Buy an Old World rulebook. You had a Sacrosant Chamber army? Fuck you. Retired. "yOu cAN pLaY tHeM aT hOmE WiTH yOuR fRiENdS" isn't the same as being able to play with them in-store or at events and you know it, stop being deliberately obtuse. GW stores and events - GW games, period - are the only game in town for some gaming groups because insular nerds won't play anything else. It's like trying to get someone to play something other than D&D. Good luck.
You silly pillocks had better get ready to be fucking churned over and over, as hard as GW can, at a rate that'll make Magic card collections look like pocket change. Stop gagging on Space Marine boots.
