Friedrich von Friedhof's Fancypants possess one of those most coveted items of militaria available to a Cistish regiment: Almost complete uniforms. Von Friedhof has blown his vast family fortune to lavishly outfit his troops - by the standards of Cist - without particular concern for ammunition, provisions, or competent leadership. Wildly unpopular in his home county, von Friedhof has scored limited successes on campaign by running his regiments ragged to arrive days late to battle, bayonet a few stragglers, and claim victory despite the pitiful war being fought having already ended. Nonetheless, von Friedhof has reignited (and ended, by his standards) no fewer than four cross-county skirmishes, two family feuds, and a church fete that was only ended by extreme violence and inventively vile misuse of several otherwise innocent radishes.
I'm having entirely too much fun with these Turnip28 miniatures to not post them here. This, to me, is the weird promise of the internet made manifest: a single weirdo comes up with a remarkably stupid idea, a bunch of other nutters crowd around him, and before you know it there's a game about world-choking root vegetables, post-apocalyptic mutants, civilization stuck kicking its heels in the early 19th Century forever, and mud. So, so much mud.
I can pass money directly to the creator of both the game and the STLs which sprang up following its cult success both, without ever having to leave my chair. Magic.
"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll cheer as deranged peasants kick each other to death in the mud."