by far the best thing about the computer in my pocket masquerading as a phone is that the phone bit doesn't work
this is actually 100% my favourite feature. under no circumstances will i permit someone to connect to me telephonically on this gizmo.
AV by @distressedegg
- they/them
🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
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