Strange New Worlds can still redeem everything.
It can still cast Matt Berry as Sybok.
AV by @distressedegg
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🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
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in reply to @jaidamack's post:
"I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHO HAS THE SUPERIOR MIND."
"NO, FUCK OFF. CAN'T BE SIDETRACKED WITH CHEAP SEX POSITIONS."
"ALL THIS FLIBBERTYGIBBERT ABOUT THE ENTERPRISE, SPOCK! IT'S TIME YOU ENTER THIGHS, MY MAN!"
This is a quality bit! We should do this for a living!
We'd probably have a couple weeks at it before someone realized, "Wait, this is just-... are you doing Beavis and Butthead again?! In space?!"
Well, by then we'd have a fandom, and then in six weeks we'd be has-beens.
See, now I better grasp the urge to desperately stir up slurs for attention.
We'll put out a rumor that we plagiarized our best work... then we'll never be forgotten!
(also I'll have you know I remembered the name of that before googling, if you doubt my dweeb credentials)
(please, doctor. we all remember 'vulcan sex drive d.c. fontana invented because she had it bad for leonard nimoy'.) ;3
