this guy is just what happens when footballs and poppins get together and wanna sell a bunch of merch. he isn't real!! he lives just in a computer and the silver screen. so in parts of ways i guess he's like me?? only in your computer?? dang. lots of complex philosophical threads to coax outta the porch. that's messed up. anyway, he isn't for actual a guy, so like... a pond is probly a numbertwo bestfavourites made up animal okayBYE