woah!! holy deleteo, animal fans. it's been a hot minute!! science guys has found, like, twelve kinds of new animals and i haven't been paying attention!! so we gotta get this grundle train moving again. get your shoulder behind it and push so i can tell you about the stevecoogan!! the cooter is a flying type of byeurd that has a crazybig beak, like probably the biggest honker in all of nature we know about. a beeper that big is good for one thing. you know what i mean. penetration. those brightly coloured banana faces is good for spearing through the skin of fruits and probably even vegtetables to get to the juicy stuff inside. but you know what else kinda juicy stuff they like to eat?? you won't guess. it's messed up. other byeurds baby byeurds. yeah!! SO NOW YOU KNOW THAT. the newtons got a super bright beak so other flying type guys can see them coming and understand the meaning of fear. not just funny guys now huh!! but they poop the seeds they eat all kinds of places and keep the rainforests growing strong and healthy, so. swings and roundabounds, you know?? anyway that's why teetons is numberone bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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froot loops are circles because eggs are fucked up circles and it's fucked up that toucans eat other birds' eggs