jaidamack

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πŸ”ž I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.


jaidamack
@jaidamack
ValerieElysee
@ValerieElysee asked:

bestfavoriteanimals: Ostrich?

ossuaries are a deeply unserious kind of byeurd. there's a few types of byeurds that can't fly and obstacles are the very biggest of them!! sometimes nature has the parts to make, like, a horace but the ectological niche of a byeurd it's gotta fill, so... you get the oncologist. objections can be even taller than a homer bean!! it's creepy. look at this guy. like, if jim henchson got halfway through making a muppet but ran out of parts, so he had to stuff his hand in there while it was half naked. orbitals have prettypretty eyelashes but big hypnotist eyebrows, so they hide their faces in the dirt so nobody makes fun of them. doesn't work, tho. 'cause then you've got the rest of the byeurd sticking out of the ground like someone tried to plant a idiot. imagine someone putting a bucket of fried byeurd in front of you but all the legs look like they came off a eight foot tall old lady. that is how the opium do. anyway, that's why odysseys is bestfavourite animal okayBYE


ValerieElysee
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jaidamack
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'jim henchson putting his hand in a naked muppet' remains a high point for bestfavourites animal


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