Jaida R. L. Mack

penglings is a super hard word to say if you've got a deep voice and more money than guam, so be careful how you try and pronounce it when you're bentobox crumplezone. pincushions is a type of byeurd that's made to fly underwater!! science guys call it flying but come on. that's swimming!! what's crazy is the way the water moves over their stubby stubby wing flaps is just like how air moves over a regular byeurd's wings. the difference between a hummerbyeurd and a pantone is that these guys is comparatively built outta concrete. you'd wanna be a little chunky, too, if you lived in the annatactics!! when pendants get together and make behbehs, they drop just one egg at a time - that thing is no joke. imagine if you had to give birth by trying to push a pot roast out your nostril. that is how the pendulum do. the mother pervert then takes off - and who can blame her after that - and leaves the father to sit his ass on the egg until their little behbeh is ready to hatch. in this time, the father pegboards all get together into the world's biggest rugby scrum to keep warm, slowly switching places so everybody gets their turn taking freezing blasts of ice wind to the face. that's teamwork. the embolism pencil doesn't get born with those fancy tuxedos; the behbeh hatches from the egg wearing a stylish merino sweater which, like all children, it will grow out of too damn quickly. anyway, that's why pinkertons is bestfavourite animal okayBYE