when someone waits for you to go ahead of them and says "lead on, macduff" you are legally entitled to draw your sword and unleash yourself upon them in the old country fashion
AV by @distressedegg
- they/them
🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
My chosts are as a fever longing still,
For that which longer nurseth the disease;
Feeding on that which doth preserve the ill,
The uncertain sickly appetite to please.
Even then I had to appreciate the fuckin' snark of Jean-Luc convincing a Ferengi DaiMon that he was dangerously obsessed with Lwaxana Troi and would fight - even destroy the Ferengi's ship - by reciting poetry about his would-be love by choosing lines from the sonnet which basically says, 'this woman is no good for me, she drives me nuts, she is literally a font of madness in my life.'
My chosts are as a fever longing still,
For that which longer nurseth the disease;
Feeding on that which doth preserve the ill,
The uncertain sickly appetite to please.
The Finnegan Hehehehe plush toy is real and on sale.
You common cry of curs! Whose breath I hate as reek o' the rotten fens, whose loves I prize as the dead carcasses of unburied men that do corrupt my air, I banish you; and here remain with your uncertainty!