I hear them say that a cat is the only cat who knows where it's at, but I dunno. I used to know what it was, but then what was it changed, and what was it now isn't and what's it now is new and scary. How DO cats keep up!?!?
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It was, in actual fact, invented when someone realized they could feasibly hold something in their hand capable of fucking jobbing Churchill with from clear across the floor space in Bomber Command.
So, what are your thoughts on maybe helping me create a New Device designed specifically to make the best pizza known to mankind?
We could reinvent the pizza oven, but I think it's more a case of people being taught to use it properly rather than needing a New Device. I'm not dead set against the future by any means, but there's classics for a reason, and I think a good ol' stone-fired pizza is right up there with the classics with very good reason.
Not that I don't appreciate the enthusiasm, mind you. 'Best pizza' is a noble goal, but respectfully, I think we can already make the best pizza.