Jaida R. L. Mack

Sometimes, out of nowhere, I will see an album cover or a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt or something along those lines, and I'll fondly remember a regular back in the Games Workshop store I used to frequent. Let's call him Lupis Canis, because he'd probably get a kick out of that. Anyway, he had a plaited beard, played Space Wolves, actually owned and regularly wore a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, and his favourite song was Metallica's 'Of Wolf and Man.'

One day I asked him, "Hey, do you hang out in any furry spaces online? Y'know, the whole wolf motif-" and I may as well have asked him if he'd like to use his dick to stir a jar full of bees. He was not on board. I raised my hands and expressed surprise at his vehemence, but didn't push the matter; it was clearly something he wasn't into discussing.

Anyway, about three months later, he discreetly showed me his 'new fursona.' Yes, friends. It was a buff as fuck wolf dude. I hope he's still out there, protethting too much, having a good time.

i can hear some of you saying "creepy dave, that's not how you can spell cow!!" but it's super hard to find ways to write 'cow' and have it still mean cow while not looking like... cow. so you're gonna see that word a lot today!! get used to it. it's time for cow. there are so manymany types of cows around the whole planet dirt. more than probably eleven years ago, cows were domesticated from a beta version called aurochs - science guys think there were as few as 80 of those left before we cracked the cow code and made more of them!! and that's good news!! cows is super useful to homer beans for all kinds of ways. first of all, a cow turns grass and other gross type dirt leavings into milk that peoples can make into butter and cheese. don't eat grass!! let the cow do it for you. then you get cheese. way better!! cows used to be kept mostly for this, and then homer beans developed different kinds of cows that gave more milk, so they had some spare... and then they started eating a lot more meat!! you can make leather from cows too, but most cows are more useful doing something else before they become a handbag. cows is also for real super smart!! science guys say they 'compare favourably' with small mammals. heeeyyy... a homer bean can be sometimes a small mammal!! until they get big and start talking about investments and binge watching. but before that, maybe homer behbeh is can be smart as a cow. can learn to pick nose with your tongue!! that's why cow is bestfavourite animal okayBYE

i can hear some of you saying "creepy dave, that's not how you can spell cow!!" but it's super hard to find ways to write 'cow' and have it still mean cow while not looking like... cow. so you're gonna see that word a lot today!! get used to it. it's time for cow. there are so manymany types of cows around the whole planet dirt. more than probably eleven years ago, cows were domesticated from a beta version called aurochs - science guys think there were as few as 80 of those left before we cracked the cow code and made more of them!! and that's good news!! cows is super useful to homer beans for all kinds of ways. first of all, a cow turns grass and other gross type dirt leavings into milk that peoples can make into butter and cheese. don't eat grass!! let the cow do it for you. then you get cheese. way better!! cows used to be kept mostly for this, and then homer beans developed different kinds of cows that gave more milk, so they had some spare... and then they started eating a lot more meat!! you can make leather from cows too, but most cows are more useful doing something else before they become a handbag. cows is also for real super smart!! science guys say they 'compare favourably' with small mammals. heeeyyy... a homer bean can be sometimes a small mammal!! until they get big and start talking about investments and binge watching. but before that, maybe homer behbeh is can be smart as a cow. can learn to pick nose with your tongue!! that's why cow is bestfavourite animal okayBYE