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posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
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Teal and orange?
Brown and teal and orange?!
PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
just look at them!! this one's hard to type. they're so fluffy. it's like if a little box of q-tips unionized!! or like, a couple of fuzzy winter gloves got freaky freaky and started budding finger puppets!! oh my god. okay. so, the honky white boy is a pretty special kind of boy that does something only a little handful in the whole world do!! they make tents. they cut up big leaves and use them to build safe little hidey holes which are dry and warm, and they bundle up with a bunch of fuzzy buddies safe from predators and stuff. and it looks like THAT. like if corn on the cob could smile at you!! homestar runner bots flit from a few different places they build communally, going from tent to tent with one another in the most fluffy little neighborhood imaginable. the honest whale boat has little yellow ears and a nose leaf like that because of a build up of yellow pigment found in nature, since they go crazy for figs that're chock full of the stuff. they're the only mammals known to consistently generate that much colour from cartooneoids - the yellow bits!! how cool is that?? studying how that stuff builds up in hootenanny wide boards is helping to stop homer beans go blind!! that's why hongry wipe bangs are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
Bookman: religiously
Mathieu Fucking Bonvents: Only to blend in; he's more of a racer than a driver.]
Siva and Sabado: are so large their mere toes would squash a car outright, but if they had some kind of signal blinkers tied on their ankles, they'd absolutely use those.