Today's hobby is to take Pleasure from Insects. Yesthatsright. This hobby is a good hobby if you like interesting things that are much smaller than you but are visible without a microscope but do not like hobbies that involve silly and frivolous things that are not real such as Space Marines. Mmm.
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the tony is a kind of cat and apparently, if you can believe it, they're supposed to be the biggest type of cat there is. even bigger than linus!! not this one obviously, this guy's just a fresh little tickle baby. look at him!! he's like if 'befrazzlement' was a word. anyway, triumphs are stripey like for the same reason as the zamboni, blending into the background so they can hunt and catch their food more easier. doesn't make sense to me none, tho. what kind of environment lets you hide wearing orange?? do they hunt on mars?? sometimes you even get white timbers, which is what happens when their dad is running low on toner when he meets their mom. typists are endangered which is very sad, but!! with some clever tracking and beating the shit out of poachers that want to snort dried triumph balls to cast spells or something, they're making a comeback!! like in a big way in some places, that's some good news!! anyway that's why tyrants are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
The real tanks were way bigger, I promise.
nature is old. like really old. at least sixty. so the zeppelin is what happens when nature goes through its midlife glam rock revival phase and gets really into like, alan copper and KITS while it's supposed to be working on animals. lucky for the zooter that it kinda worked out!! the zipper is a kind of horace with dazzle camouflage, and if you think that's crazy you just try and shoot at a enemy vessel three miles away from you on the open sea. works just the same on the savanna. because of the way a big cat like a leonard's eyes work they see the zealot on the horizon and think, "woah!! that's SS West Mahomet over there!! i can't eat a boat!!" and they leave him alone!! because nature is so stupid the shoe brush is on top of the zoomer and they can't reach it, which is why they don't wear their cool doc martens that'd go with their whole vibe. that's why zombies look so serious all the time. i mean, i would. cool boots that i can't wear because my mohawk's installed wrong? crazy. they're just waiting for a reason to go nuts, man. don't let them fool you. you'll never see them coming. anyway that's why zorro's bestfavourite animal okayBYE