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LittleRedPanda
@LittleRedPanda asked:

Of course, we here at A Totally Legitimate Unbiased Source all know Red Pandas is actually best animals

red pancakes are a little kind of guy that has lots of arguments about who they're related to. are they raccacoonies?? are they dodges?? geneticists be always arguing about something. red panhandlers are super good climbers with strong claws, but they've got hairy hairy soles so that they don't fall into snow. they also got super teeth for chewing up trees and plants and macroplastics, you know what animals be eating these days. you mighta seen the mega milf variant in that movie 'turing rent' but most red populars don't actually get that big. originally they was gonna be called woomys because of the noise they made because victorian scientists are friggin stupid. anyhow that's why red panties are bestfavourite animal okayBYE



baby-boydyke
@baby-boydyke asked:

is spider monke a best animal? :D

spiny murphys are new world muchachos, which you can find in central and southern animaniacs. they're a lot like most of the hairy guys that didn't grow up to become homer beans, but get this!! super mongols don't have thumbs!! the genius that they belong to - you know, the animates group - is called 'atlanteans' and it means imperfect because they ain't got those thumbs. big brain sciencetits can't figure out why spicy monarchs don't have thumbs!! it's so cool we still got a mystery on our hands. our hands with no thumbs. they got the name spinel minders because when they hang on their tails they look kinda like... spenders!! you got it. they eat mostly fruits and things and they're great for the forest because they travel far and wide to poop seeds. anyway so that's why SCP Montauks are bestfavourite animal okayBYE


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