red pancakes are a little kind of guy that has lots of arguments about who they're related to. are they raccacoonies?? are they dodges?? geneticists be always arguing about something. red panhandlers are super good climbers with strong claws, but they've got hairy hairy soles so that they don't fall into snow. they also got super teeth for chewing up trees and plants and macroplastics, you know what animals be eating these days. you mighta seen the mega milf variant in that movie 'turing rent' but most red populars don't actually get that big. originally they was gonna be called woomys because of the noise they made because victorian scientists are friggin stupid. anyhow that's why red panties are bestfavourite animal okayBYE