AV by @distressedegg
- they/them
🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
also: #shitpost, #shitchost, #shitposts, #shitchosting
[showing off a futuristic rifle] the latest and greatest in small arms technology... caseless, primerless, propelantless ammunition... [I aim and pull the trigger. A bullet falls off the muzzle with no force whatsoever and clanks on the ground]
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Hello again large lion, please tell us what is the hottest quality of an evil lady?
BE SHE BIG?
I'm an incredibly simple creature. It's great when naughty ladies that want to do terrible things are very big, yes yes.