AV by @distressedegg
- they/them
๐ I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
๐ Bob Semple was right.
posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
also: #shitpost, #shitchost, #shitposts, #shitchosting
get a fuckin big shit amp, a couple pedals, and every time i hear oompah from down the lane i'm gonna jam out the Maiden i know at volumes designed - nay, destined - to kill
is the rat my wife? because, see,
i can't let a non-my-wife rat control me, i'm a married woman
on the other hand, my wife is clumsy and not so good at manual controls, and i would be worried about her little rat life
so i suppose the answer is "no"!
- The First Law: Vixie may not injure the mouse or, through inaction, allow the mouse to come to harm.
- The Second Law: Vixie must obey the orders given to her by the mouse except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- The Third Law: Vixie must protect her own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.