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posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
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I've always taken umbrage with the term 'moisture farmer' as it's used in Star Wars. What, you're getting up bright and early to head out and till the sky? When you've gotta run some moisture out to graze and one of 'em breaks loose, do you rope a cloud? Y'all puttin' two condensers in a field together and hoping you get a third? That shit ain't farming. You're sitting in one place nursing a machine that's doing all the hard work for you. Luke Skywalker was a fucking moisture miner. In this essay,
Wonder how people occupied themselves in boring jobs in eras before convenient portable entertainment.
A fucking book?
You used to be able to just make up a sport and everyone else didn't really have anything better to do but play it too. as a big TTRPG nerd I think we should go back to this
What's a fun, interesting, true fact about your fursona species... That absolutely 100% is not a part of your fursona because it's too gross or weird?
Everybody draws the line somewhere, and as you learn about your favorite animal you usually learn a few things that are super cool to know and much less fun to imagine on an anthromorphized guy. What nature fact hits that spot for you?
Mine is that butterflies taste with their feet and have optical nerves in their genitalia. Fascinating thing to learn, extremely cool fact, there's probably SOMEBODY into those things and that somebody sure as hell isn't me
Like a lot of wild animals, painted dogs love to regurgitate their food. Unlike most wolves, however (at least to my understanding, no shade at wolves), painted dogs don't only regurgitate to feed pups, but to feed anyone who didn't get a piece of the hunt.
Anyway, I hate barfing.
As it turns out, remora don't nibble on the bits of carcass left behind by the sharks and assorted other critters they cling to. Instead, their diets consist primarily of their hosts' feces.
...Yeah, we're not including that, the worst thing Cassiopeia will ever eat is an arby's beef n' cheddar.
hedgehogs slurp up things with new smells and spit them into their quills. It's called self-anointing.
Cabel uses shampoo and conditioner instead
i forgot about the 'foxes are literally a screaming font of piss' thing
not specific to mack obviously, but there's some foxes in the stable, and yeah, they do not make a habit out of declaratively pissing to and fro
so far every time i learn a cool fox fact it becomes immediately Foxpaw canon
this includes them having extra-potent piss and a tendency to do it frequently (albeit the Korps versions are, ah, better-behaved about where they put it)