by far the best thing about the computer in my pocket masquerading as a phone is that the phone bit doesn't work
this is actually 100% my favourite feature. under no circumstances will i permit someone to connect to me telephonically on this gizmo.
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posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
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oh i need to get this thing done i'll just do it????? fuck off. impossible. that's something tony robbins says to sell you books. 'just complete the task with the means available to you' why don't i take a fucken shit on jupiter okay
i had this form i had to fill out. i didn't know what to write when it came to the questions about you so, um. your middle name is Quistopher now. i'm sorry. they were rushing me, saying they were gonna take the pen. i'll bet you can make it work.