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π Bob Semple was right.
posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
also: #shitpost, #shitchost, #shitposts, #shitchosting
i think it would be good to be a pomeranian for a while.
you're a little cloud. no space in your head for worries. everybody's glad to see you being round.
Real ones, furry ones; they were curious about why I'd like such an 'odd' little animal so much. I think I was conditioned by Beatrix Potter, see. When I see a hedgehog doing their thing, snuffling and waddling about, what I see is a kindly older northern lady (probably from Yorkshire, or possibly Lancashire) in a flour-covered apron, hands on (implausibly wide) hips, calling out that the kettle's on and there's fresh cake if you're quick about it.
It's probably silly, but it is a very hard image to shake, and it always puts me in mind of Pleasant Company and Comfort.