Oh crap.
I shouldn't have told them I'm the ship's pilot.
Oh crap.
I shouldn't have told them I'm English.
Oh crap.
I certainly shouldn't have told them I'm a Protestant!
Mmnooh, I'm a dog.
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Oh crap.
I shouldn't have told them I'm the ship's pilot.
Oh crap.
I shouldn't have told them I'm English.
Oh crap.
I certainly shouldn't have told them I'm a Protestant!
Mmnooh, I'm a dog.
mack on broadway yet again
Three exclamation points does not a compelling question make.
Also, the 'answer' boils down to the pre-drybrush method popularized under the name slapchop, and then use something else on top of the metallic speedpaints. Ordinarily I'd blur the channel name from bitching like this, but nah. I've had enough of it. "Are YOU shidd and fard INCORRECT!!!" go fuck yourself
Of course it opens with a breathless advertisement for some Green Stuff World shite. Whose product did you nick and make out of cheaper garbage this time, lads? And oh, look, recommended videos include "Are you DRYBRUSHING WRONG?" which features affiliate links to a drybrush palette, how surprising.
I never saw anyone claim "Drybrushing Wrong?!?!!??!?" in a YouTube title until someone started selling drybrush palettes, which of course are a must-have and you're a knuckle-dragging simpleton if you don't own three.