he invented the hot air balloon or something and had a boomerang
AV by @distressedegg
- they/them
š I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
š Bob Semple was right.
posts from @jaidamack tagged #shitposting
also: #shitpost, #shitchost, #shitposts, #shitchosting
we have reached the stage of drunkenness where yuriposting is imminent
and i don't mean girls love
[breathes deeply through nose] "No, Comrade Premier. You dunce. You utter dingleberry. You complete and total blathersplat. You pompous, posturing buffoon. You fucking pie. It has only begun."
[HM2 BLARES]
Command and Conquer: Fictional geopolitics let you fire fuckin' sky lasers at mighty stone fists.
Red Alert: Da! On my vay! Zhis gun is HEAFY. Two SHOUZAND FOLTS, cahmingk ahp! Ivan's not home.
Generals: go do some actual war crimes in the literal middle east it's cool now