i think the three worst ways to promote your game (to me) are:
-telling me THAT a new season is out, so all i do is go 'oh so i already missed out on a bunch of shit? well why bother'
-In OW2's case, telling me that the major feature of your new season is rebalanced competitive ranking metrics. Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up
-tempting me with buff women when your game is top down isometric and pvp only. when do i get to enjoy the buff women, Blizzard? With a magnifying glass while being shot at?

'enjoying buff women with a magnifying glass'

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Knows you can climb to great heights and become a better you. And that better you is a clouded leopard. Not enough clouded leopards.

They're much less impressive in Australia. Still cute, though!

between Star Wars and Umineko, I seem to have a strange trend of somehow missing out of series-ruining final chapters of long-running franchises

Come to...

SUNNY STAR TREK!

Where every odd-numbered movie ruins the franchise and each new series was foisted on the world by capricious fae intent on its further destruction!

what's the over/under on how much you have to suck before you get paid for it?? what's the criteria?? because i feel like i probably suck at storytelling a lot less than jibjab abrams and somehow i'm not getting paid for it yet. i suspect i have to be worse somehow.