🔞 I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
🚜 Bob Semple was right.
there is no praise or compliment you can muster that is more pure and genuine to me than a "god fucking damn it, mack" at one of my jokes
please let me know wnen i have caused significant psychological distress, it sustains me like a fuckt up fampire
gimme a drink and a cigarette and i'll keep an audience entertained for at least a half hour
get me buddy hackett and i can make that a full hour without a trouble
You've been asked what fantasy game character a Mack would play... but what sort of fantasy Game Master is the Mack like? What kind of scenarios do they like to run? Do they prefer to be on one side of the screen or the other?
This isn't just a question with an answer, this is a question with a whole fuckin' essay attached. Remind me of this when I'm sober, 'cause this deserves the whole-ass spiel.
A Mack will absolutely get you playing Spacemen and Starships, though. There's enough goddamn level one bards in the world; you nerds are gonna go to SPACE.