Mrs Fox: "So I was looking at diapers in the supermarket the other day, and I spotted that weight indicator... thing on the side of the pack."
Me, knowing Mrs Fox well: [snrk]
Mrs Fox: "I didn't realize that they classified babies by weight rather than age!"
Me: "You thought it was carrying capacity, didn't you?"
Mrs Fox: "I thought I would definitely change a diaper before it weighed 20lbs of shit."
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The Finnegan Hehehehe plush toy is real and on sale.
You common cry of curs! Whose breath I hate as reek o' the rotten fens, whose loves I prize as the dead carcasses of unburied men that do corrupt my air, I banish you; and here remain with your uncertainty!
troubadors is a little kind of guy you might find if you're on one of them spaceship shows, like start wreck. a tremolo is about the size of your head and looks kinda like a loose testicle from a way bigger animal like maybe a brown bart. trebles is famous for doing only two things: eating and making behbehs. but when a new little furry potato guy is born, it's already pregnant!! somebody wasn't paying attention in biography class when triplets was thought up, that's for prettysure. what's weird is that you never see these guys is having teeth or a mouth or any kind of hole, and holes is like a number one method of both eating and behbehs. for crittures which mr stonks says can only do two things, they're really not built for that - science guys have not yes established how the food goes in and behbehs come out. creepy. nobody's ever been bitten by a trestle!! the calgon warriors really hate tremors, 'cause of A.) they make awful screechy noises when a calgon comes near, and B.) these guys are a biohazardous lifeform that can feasibly strip a planet bare of nutritional resources. y'know. just normal guys to keep as pets and have in your pockets. eat and make behbehs. glory to the calgon empire!! anyway that's why trampolines is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
I'm not against it, I don't dislike it, it doesn't bother me in any way.
But why taurs?
I no expect that peoples have answer to stupid question. Is just old Mack yell at cloud! But nice so many have good time when think of fur-by-fours.