Jaida R. L. Mack

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not against horror reimaginings of popular media, horror films in general, or subverting expectations and trends... but come the fuck on. Remember Blood and Honey when Winnie the Pooh's copyright finally expired? If you're gonna leap straight on the well-known media property that finally hits the public domain, this cheap-ass, shock jock schlock seems like such a lazy waste - rushing straight to the trough as fast as you can while the going's good is intensely Disney behavior anyway.

The miserable-old-fartitude of this post is probably off the charts, but it's so predictable! Grah!

I'm still not over the fact it's basically 'blow-high.' I mean, I knew all along it wasn't going to be as bland as 'blah-hadge,' but you see BLÅHAJ and it creates certain expectations about what letters do in a word that are totally upended here.

why do they call him slotin when he out slot the hot flathead of in core flash the out

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