Jaida R. L. Mack

a yinglet is just an ambulatory pile of twiglets that got ideas about seafood

and they're monsters, kinda??

but you don't leave them for four years in castle wulfenbach

und HO YEZ dey LIKEZ ZHA Z LETTER MUCH

like oh boy here comes lord baron mr. overachieverton the third. esquire.

I ALREADY KNOW I'M CUTE AS HELL. :3

"You can't just tag your upload with #viral, you illiterate gimboid. That's like walking into the Ritz with a t-shirt you've written 'FAMUS' on and expecting to be seated, and instead acting surprised when they give you a truncheon enema and a face full of pavement after a brief flight through an open door where the countdown starts with 'Heave ho.'"

"I've got a plan, y'know. I'm gonna post to Twitter and Tiktok and get rechosts, man! And I know that's not how you spell famous, Rimmer. If I'm gonna get into the Ritz I'll make sure and do it proper, like. Leave enough room at the start for the PH, awright?"

"Gordon Bennet..."