I've been away for a while and the new post composition screen makes me claustrophobic
π I say lots of heck words and post questionable smut. Stick around if that's your thing, but if you're below legal age to view such things in your jurisdiction, kindly go someplace else.
π Bob Semple was right.
I've been away for a while and the new post composition screen makes me claustrophobic
"When archaeologists find my skeleton"? When? Ohohoho, such folly! As if I would allow the source of my arcane power to be so easily claimed. You seek my bones? They are scattered to the far corners of the realm, hidden in places men fear to tread, guarded jealously by fiends of unimaginable zeal and cunning. You know not the vastness of the trial that lies before you, mortal.
there was a demon at the icebox, eating fruit with sinful interest
who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for your breakfast
those tempted by the coolness with the sweetest of intentions
Charlie's plums gone; he was breathless