JOHNNY KNOXVILLE: Tell the folks at home who you are.
REVOLVER OCELOT: They call me Revolver Ocelot. I'm head of intel for Diamond Dogs.
JK: Okay, now... explain what I'm strapped into.
RO: Well, this here's the Fulton Surface-To-Air Recovery System. It was developed in the fifties by the CIA for covert recovery of personnel and materials from behind Soviet lines. MSF and Diamond Dogs have developed it further and it serves as one of our main methods of transport and retrieval.
JK: I'm gonna get picked up by a helicopter.
RO: In short. When I call in the retrieval, one of our UTH-66 Blackfoots will swing by and drop a hook to grab that balloon that's above your head.
JK: And how safe is this?
RO: We don't allow children or injured personnel to use the Fulton, cause it could kill 'em. Our medical team checked you out, and you should be alright.
JK: "Should be"?
RO: Yep.
helicopter wash
JK: Alright. I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Fulton StAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
