alright youre not gonna believe this . so theres a science study yeah? handin out free money. i know i know just listen. i saw a, fuckin uh, flyer for it. testing impulsivity or some shit. i dont know. so i could get you your hundred now. but get this. they said if i wait a month theyll bump the number up to f- theyll bump the number up to two fifty. so if you give me one more month youll get, i dont know, whats that, 300% return on investment? whatdya think
MAN IN THE ALLEY WITH A CHAIN:
image description: a panel from the webcomic "Order of the Stick". left, a small group of miscellaneous monsters that are probably in the AD&D Monster Manual somewhere are using illusion magic to play "Marshmallow Test Saga" for the benefit of a lich. a monster on the left holds up a plate bearing a single marshmallow, under signage labeled "10gp!". a monster on the right holds up a plate bearing two marshmallows, with signage "or wait for 14min 59sec". the lich says "Oooo! The left one! I'll buy the left one!". towards the right end of the panel, a being unseen in a patch of darkness under a pink umbrella says "No, you should wait and get the two on the right." far right, an orc wearing an eyepatch says "He shouldn't get either, because he doesn't eat! We just talked about this!!"
