You know they say all men are createdĀ equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE!
See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning.
But I'm a geneticĀ freak, and I'm not normal!
So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix?
Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33Ā 1/3 chance of winning. But I? I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try.
So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3...percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice!
SeƱor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
i cannot be trusted with markdown plus. thank you to jill for enabling this crime
holy shit i might finally be able to achieve my life goal of writing an accurate screenplay for The Fesh Pince of Blair and The Fesh Pince of Blair 2 Uncle Phil Yiffs in Heaven Again
Listen here you big-eared FREAERF! You take your horny little ass and you find Geoffrey, and you find Geoffrey, and you findĀ Geoffrey, and youĀ findĀ Geoffrey, andĀ youĀ findĀ Geoffrey, andĀ youĀ findĀ Geoffrey, Ā andĀ youĀ findĀ Geoffrey, andĀ youĀ findĀ Geoffrey
