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A play in twenty minutes, twenty-four seconds.

Act I, Scene i

INT. - BANKS' LIVING ROOM
CARLTON peeks his head into the stairway. He looks around. He steps forward. Hesitates. Steps forward again. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs and turns on the stereo.

CHOIR: Play Encounter - Metal Gear Solid

Carlton looks around the corner. Carlton looks around the corner. He runs across the room. He runs across the room. He looks around the corner. He looks around the corner.
!
WILL appears.

WILL: Gotcha! Hu hu hu hu
CARLTON: OH MY GODEEYAEWE

Carlton runs away.

FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a Drink.

Carlton


CHOIR: Play excerpt from What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones, "Whoa Whoa Whoa"

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