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A play in twenty minutes, twenty-four seconds.

Act I, Scene i

INT. - BANKS' LIVING ROOM
CARLTON peeks his head into the stairway. He looks around. He steps forward. Hesitates. Steps forward again. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs and turns on the stereo.

CHOIR: Play Encounter - Metal Gear Solid

Carlton looks around the corner. Carlton looks around the corner. He runs across the room. He runs across the room. He looks around the corner. He looks around the corner.
!
WILL appears.

WILL: Gotcha! Hu hu hu hu
CARLTON: OH MY GODEEYAEWE

Carlton runs away.

FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a Drink.

Carlton


CHOIR: Play excerpt from What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones, "Whoa Whoa Whoa"

jake2
@jake2

Act I, Scene ii

INT. - BANKS' KITCHEN
GEOFFREY enters, with cleaning supplies.

WILL: Hey G, you bring the mail in yet?
GEOFFREY: NOo o o o o o I've been saving that to Calm myself lest I get too giddy from Rubbing my Cock.
WILL: You know you really need a woman, G. HAHAHAHA
GEOFFREY: What's a woman?
CHOIR: Play bass line
GEOFFREY: What's a woman? What's aWhat's aWhat's a Woman? Woman?
FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink. Five Hour Energy. Drink. Drink. Drink. Five Hour EnergyFive Hour Energy

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