Fuck it, Cohost is dying sale
What's up fuckers I've never been actively on a social media as it was closing it's doors so I'm throwing a cohost blowout sale.
40% OFF BATS YO
I have never done a sale this large and I will never do one like this again. Unless maybe twitter dies and I want to dance on it's grave. This is a cohost mourning sale though.
ONE TIME ONLY OFFER DURING THIS SALE PERIOD
If I don't have a flag you want just include what flag you want in the customer's note you get when checking out. I'll print that shit myself on this thing velvet I've got or whatever. (PLEASE message me an image of the flag tho!!! There's sometimes a lot of variants....)Use this link to buy because it makes etsy steal less money from me!! Also I think it'll apply the coupon automatically
USE COUPON CODE 1MILLIONDEADEGGBUGS. It'll expire on the first or it'll expire on the 2nd I'm not sure so don't wait too long I don't understand calendars.
also bookmark my neocities if you love me thanks I'll get back to working on it later when I have time HERE
I ain't posting this sale anywhere else so I dunno, share this post or shove a bat at your homie and convince them to bite the bullet!!!
UPDATE: Thank you for all the orders everyone!!! 
I currently have my etsy set to a like 2 week fulfillment time because I've been caught up on orders as I've juggled comms BUT I just got a trillion orders from y'all so if you get an email saying your shipping date has been pushed back a bit that's why lmao. I will work hard for all my fallen eggbrethern
