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CARLTON peeks his head into the stairway. He looks around. He steps forward. Hesitates. Steps forward again. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs and turns on the stereo.
CHOIR: Play Encounter - Metal Gear Solid
Carlton looks around the corner. Carlton looks around the corner. He runs across the room. He runs across the room. He looks around the corner.
He looks around the corner.
!
WILL appears.
WILL: Gotcha! Hu hu hu hu
CARLTON: OH MY GODEEYAEWE
Carlton runs away.
FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a Drink.
CHOIR: Play excerpt from What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones, "Whoa Whoa Whoa"
Act I, Scene i
INT. - BANKS' LIVING ROOMCARLTON peeks his head into the stairway. He looks around. He steps forward. Hesitates. Steps forward again. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs and turns on the stereo.
CHOIR: Play Encounter - Metal Gear Solid
Carlton looks around the corner. Carlton looks around the corner. He runs across the room. He runs across the room. He looks around the corner.
He looks around the corner.!
WILL appears.
WILL: Gotcha! Hu hu hu hu
CARLTON: OH MY GODEEYAEWE
Carlton runs away.
FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a Drink.
Carlton
CHOIR: Play excerpt from What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones, "Whoa Whoa Whoa"
Act I, Scene ii
INT. - BANKS' KITCHENGEOFFREY enters, with cleaning supplies.
WILL: Hey G, you bring the mail in yet?
GEOFFREY: NOo o o o o o I've been saving that to Calm myself lest I get too giddy from Rubbing my Cock.
WILL: You know you really need a woman, G. HAHAHAHA
GEOFFREY: What's a woman?
CHOIR: Play bass line
GEOFFREY: What's a woman? What's aWhat's aWhat's a Woman? Woman?
FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink. Five Hour Energy. Drink. Drink. Drink. Five Hour EnergyFive Hour Energy
Act I, Scene iii
EXT. - BANKS' RESIDENCE - DAY.
INT. - BANKS' KITCHEN
CARLTON: I figured it out, Will. I'm gonna get dad what he's always wanted.
WILL: What, a Pizza Hut in the garage? HAHAHAHA
CARLTON: Better. I'm gonna cinch the election by getting an influential person to endorse him.
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
WILL:CARLTON: Watch and learn.
AUGGGGGGGHH
CARLTON: oe
UNCLE PHIL raises his eyebrows twice. Then he opens and closes his mouth thrice.
CARLTON: Hey, G, would you make me a sandwich?
GEOFFREY: No. HAHAHAHA
Carlton shakes his head, disappointed.
Act II, Scene i
CHOIR: Play Yo Home to Blair - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fesh PinceWILL: Now this is a story all about how/My license plate got flip-turned upside down
WILL: And I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys/And my Mom
WILL: My Mom got scared/And said ymiwynywy
WILL: I whistled for a cab and when it came near/The license plate said
WISCONSIN!
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Will humps the cab door.
INT. - BOXING RING
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once more for the road
