me: wow. there's so many videos out there demonstrating how poorly Pokemon Scarlet/Violet runs. i don't want to support crunch and rushing games--
nintendo: here's a crocodile, but round and fiery. also they've got one biiiiig tooth! pretty cute right?
me: OMG,,,,
nintendo: we also put a worried face on an olive, we're sure you'll love them.
me, crying: here's my $60 you demons
i haven't bought it yet but this is my quandary for the weekend
