i need your weakest potions. i am NEVER going into battle

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i need your weakest potions. i am NEVER going into battle
Even my weakest potion would give a dragon a tummy ache, let alone a man
fyi Family Copper and Dollar Treant have those single hp shooters near the impulse bins
The weakest potion that still qualifies as a potion is ginger ale, I think