THAT'S RIGHT I FINALLY DID IT.
It's mirrored between https://selenotropic.flounder.online/ and gemini://selenotropic.flounder.online so visit however strikes your fancy. It'll host blogs and microblogging, links to my work, links to things I think are cool, etc. Super simple, super text-based, super a real website that exists.
I'm not quite finished setting it up, but it's fairly intact so go ahead and visit if you like!