jckarter

everyone already knows i'm a dog

the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.


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jckarter

thingskatedid
@thingskatedid
  1. grep
    the concept that if you search for something, you find completely unrelated things

  2. sed
    the idea that time is a stream and that you could change what you said if only you knew how

  3. pwd; ls
    a momentary awareness of what's around you

  4. git blame
    the attribution of malice

i'm not sure why i'm writing this

try to be nice to each other
and to yourself


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in reply to @thingskatedid's post:

the beautiful thing about linux is that i have to look up the commands for everything every time i use it. i can have a cool lil printout of commands and their meanings near the com puter and feel like a boomer even when i do cool zoomer things like 'run cohost bot'