jckarter

everyone already knows i'm a dog

the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.


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gull
@gull

plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident

in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums

mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast


mcc
@mcc

This is a message
and part of a system of messages
Pay attention to it!

What is here was dangerous
and repulsive to us

The danger is present in your time
as it was in ours

The danger is to the body,
and is delicious

So sweet
and so cold


hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

> eat
> the plums
> that were in
> the ice box

> and which
> my roommate
> was probably saving
> for breakfast

> say "forgive me
> they were delicious
> so sweet
> and so cold"

> mfw


twilight-sparkle
@twilight-sparkle
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hop
@hop

winter's honeyed kiss
reserved for a warming sun
alas! swallowed whole

冬の蜜
残した光
食べちゃった


lifning
@lifning

👏👏👏👏
your ice box robbed, you sobbed
your plums were M.I.A.

seems like your breakfast has been commandeered
and now you won't have fruit aside your eggs and toast
or bagels and schmear, but

i'll confess to you
(they're so sweet and so cold)
i'll confess to you
(sorry i was so bold)
i'll confess to you
(hope you forgive me too)


gull
@gull
The Plumbrandts - I'll Confess To You
I'll Confess To You
The Plumbrandts
00:00

busted out the guitar once again


Circutron
@Circutron
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doctorwednesday
@doctorwednesday

Do you seriously think I would remind you about the plums in the icebox if there remained the slightest chance of you consuming them before me?

I ate them thirty-five minutes ago.


makyo
@makyo

The plums — the icebox calling cold —
A hunger for that sweet —
apologies for eating fruit
that doubtless you had saved —


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

There are strange things done
In the midnight sun
By the ones who search the fridge
And that tall icebox
Has seen some shocks
That makes hairs stand in a ridge
The kitchen avails
All these secret tales
That'll make you feel quite glum
But none as bad
as a roommate mad—
—For I'd ate all his plums


SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

🎶 don't you put it in your mouth
(don't you put it in your mouth)

🎶 if they're not your plums to eat
(if they're not your plums to eat)

🎶 no matter how delicious
(no matter how delicious)

🎶 even if they're cold and sweet
(even if they're cold and sweet)


(context for non-canadians)


rejoyce
@rejoyce
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jay
@jay
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aloe
@aloe
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modulusshift
@modulusshift

I have decreed
a dome
that was on
fertile ground

and where
Alph the sacred river
ran
through caverns

Forgive me
it was stately
so bright
and so green


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