the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.
This went from weird to body horror to sassy in no time flat
https://archive.org/details/PC-Mag-1984-03-06/page/n235/
not a bad review apparently, its IBM comp. bites but seems like a good computer by itself.
Their having 'PC' stand for 'Professional Computer' inspires a certain kind of 'awww, ain't that cute?' condescension on my part
"among the least compatible computers that can be imagined" uh clearly someone has not met my conceptual X64 architecture that, when asked to run a windows EXE file, delivers a painful shock to the user
I'm wondering if the author was intentionally aping ad-copy-style here. It definitely increased my amusement.