jckarter

everyone already knows i'm a dog

the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.


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The time has come, it’s almost here
It only happens once a year:
The Time That Only Happens Once A Year

The children laugh, they sing and cheer
And once they’re done, they disappear
Because it only happens once a year


xenofem
@xenofem

it's a special night tonight
so lock your doors up tight
turn up the fire and keep your family near

you can feel it in the air
hear the singing everywhere
it's The Time That Only Happens Once A Year

tomorrow we'll wake up when it has passed us
until next year it comes around once more
we know it did precede and will outlast us
just like it did all those who came before

so keep your spirits bright
and have no fear tonight
for even as we sing, it's almost here

as the children fall asleep
as the old men softly weep
it's The Time That Only Happens Once A Year


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in reply to @jckarter's post:

see also "freak out" by chic

they wanted to do a song like "let's twist again" but couldn't come up with a dance, so the lyrics are about an as yet unspecified dance craze

Usher in with sounding drum
That time each year when no one's glum
We'll feast and romp until we're numb
And normal life draw near

Oh, when The Time has slipped away
A speedy orbit, we will pray
The rosy thoughts of yesterday
Our only souvenir

So, heed the annual premier
And shout the news for all to hear:
The Time That Only Happens
...Once A Year