jckarter

everyone already knows i'm a dog

the swift programming language is my fault to some degree. mostly here to see dogs, shitpost, fix old computers, and/or talk about math and weird computer programming things. for effortposts check the #longpost pinned tag. asks are open.


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matthewseiji
@matthewseiji

Compliment sandwich: You’re excellent at analyzing trends. Your last report was terrible, though. Anyway, you look great!

Compliment open-faced sandwich: This is the worst code I’ve ever seen. But you are smart.

Compliment toast sandwich: That was a great presentation. You’re really firing on all cylinders. And your fashion sense is impeccable.

Compliment club sandwich: You communicate well, but you’re bad at organization. But you work hard. You should close your mouth when you chew. I value the contribution you make to this team.


tsiro
@tsiro
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