I hadn’t checked the Tech Horoscope* in a while and it's decent stuff today:
Micromanager
No matter how reasonable your point of view may be you will find that some of your colleagues refuse to see sense. That’s okay though because those higher up the pecking order will recognize that you are in the right and will reward you accordingly.Database toucher
You must not allow anyone, not even your coworkers, to cut corners or bend rules. the emails in your inbox warn if you let just one person get away with something they should really be punished for then everyone will start taking liberties at your expense.Venture capitalist
If you are in two minds about whether or not to take advantage of an opportunity that could lead to a higher profile and more money in the bank then obviously it is not the right offer for you. The fact that you have doubts is evidence enough.
* the tech horoscope is a small ad-hoc script I run on a cron that crawls a newspaper’s horoscope and runs a bunch of regexes to swap out astrology words for tech words
